"You Wouldn't Steal a Car" is the first sentence of a public service announcement that debuted on July 27, 2004, which was part of the anti-copyright infringement campaign "Piracy. It's a crime." It was created by the Federation Against Copyright Theft and the Motion Picture Association of America. This 1/1 "You Wouldn't Download an Ordinal" inscription is rephrasing the original sentence as we live in new reality, but do we have the same moral dilemmas?